i love small joys so much!!!! yes i love my coffee in my favorite mug!!! i love the sun spilling in the window!!! i love the wind on my face!!! i love my blanket over my lap!!! i love the clouds in the sky!!!! i am seeking joy in every moment!!!!
When I tell old men who ask me to remove my mask at work that I’m “wearing it for your protection, not mine” I need them to understand that what I REALLY mean is that the mask prevents gross old men from hitting on me while I’m trying to work, which would result in me murdering them. So it really IS for their protection.
Bumper stickers shouldn’t be like political opinions and fandoms. They should solely be facts about you and you’re driving that other driver’s might like to know. I want a bumper sticker that says “I’m scared of left turns and I know you can make a right on red but this car doesn’t turn so good in the rain so we’re gonna wait until it’s green.” They’ll still honk but I’ll know I’ve pled my case before my peers.
i love reading horror movie plot synopses on wikipedia and going hehe that sounds scary. i wont watch it
“I tried to copy other children but lacked their tough skin. I was a glove turned inside-out, softness showing.”
— Jeanette Winterson, from Gut Symmetries
(via firstfullmoon)
con artists that forge art and wine to sell to rich snobs for millions of dollars: cool, good
con artists that target marginalized groups and harass and make legal threats against people calling them on it: guillotine
…. art theft is art theft. Punish all of them the same or not at all.
man shut the fuck up
So crime is okay in some circumstances?
yes
dropped my phone & said “yargh” instinctively and in a pirate voice perfectly.. day by day I become more weddable
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